THE TREES ARE WATCHING YOU!!

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Wed, 22 May 2013 10:30:24 -0400

arasellle: justheroverthere: I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:27:28 -0400

arasellle:

justheroverthere:

I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type

I know mine. it’s

pureblood

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Wed, 22 May 2013 10:26:57 -0400

crab-cakes: rennyskywalker: straightontilneverland: #someone...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:25:20 -0400

crab-cakes:

rennyskywalker:

straightontilneverland:

#someone should troll the 50 Shades casting and do this

Oh my God I was going to reblog just for the gifs and THEN I saw the tag

Things I’m going to cosplay when I’m like 50.

theumbrellaseller: bofurthebrodwarf: onamelancholyhill: mmir...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:24:29 -0400

theumbrellaseller:

bofurthebrodwarf:

onamelancholyhill:

mmirkwood:

#most people don’t get the extent of what this means

#THEIR FATHERS HATE EACH OTHERS GUTS #LIKE NOT DISLIKE #BUT ACTUALLY LEGIT HATE

God bless Tolkien.

#somewhere else in middle earth thranduil and gloin are (separately) sobbing angrily #except their friendship mADE THEIR DADS STOP HATING EACH OTHER #I’M SORRY BUT THESE TWO WIN EVERYTHING

Two households, both alike in dignity,
in Middle Earth, where we lay our scene
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal realms of these two foes
A pair of star-cross’d brothers make their life
Whose misadventure Sauron overthrows,
And with his death, end their people’s strife.
Their fearful passage, that shall death mark’d prove
And the continuance of their parents’ rage
Which but The One Ring’s end, naught could remove,
Is now, like, twelve hours’ traffic of our stage;
The which of you with patient ears attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 10:23:35 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 10:21:05 -0400

lightspeedsound: manybodies: lightspeedsound: lunapics: thesh...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:20:02 -0400

lightspeedsound:

manybodies:

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also:

punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot

purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous)

literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)

Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”)

Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry

Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad.

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist.

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn’t Die”

Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.”

Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts”

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Wed, 22 May 2013 10:18:01 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts: lostlilgirl: twisted—one: enough...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:17:35 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lostlilgirl:

twisted—one:

enough said

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 10:14:21 -0400

There is a reason. A dragon is no slave.

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:14:07 -0400

There is a reason. A dragon is no slave.

Reblog if you're over 10 and you still have stuffed animals on your bed or in your room.

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:13:49 -0400

tyleroakley:

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:12:51 -0400

tyleroakley:

psy-che-del-ic: liberatingreality: This may be the most...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:12:31 -0400

psy-che-del-ic:

liberatingreality:

This may be the most powerfully accurate image I’ve ever seen in my life.

wow

“A boy with his affliction should be grateful for the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:12:03 -0400

“A boy with his affliction should be grateful for the opportunity to marry the most beautiful woman in the kingdoms and remove the stain from his name.”

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